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  <title>Alan's non-existent Journal!</title>
  <subtitle>A ha!</subtitle>
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    <name>Alan Partridge</name>
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  <updated>2003-07-14T23:03:42Z</updated>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror, tell me who's the least influential broadcaster in Britain - NOT?</title>
    <published>2003-07-14T23:02:06Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-14T23:03:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Welsh lunatics Manic Street Preachers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">The emphasis there is on that final NOT in the title there.  Did you see it?  It is quite important because the Mirror in question is in fact not a magic mirror but the Daily Mirror 'newspaper' of England, which today carried the following item, in its least of the list, oh I beg your pardon in its list of the least 100 influential people in Britain:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;45 ALAN PARTRIDGE, Broadcaster&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT do you mean he's not real? The legendary and once brilliant TV and Radio Norwich presenter is now destined for the graveyard shift after making one series too many&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right that does it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.btinternet.com/~walt.thermaland1/alan4real.jpg" width="291" height="356" alt="Alan4real"&gt;</content>
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